Title: Prime Contact 3/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: The Doctor, Spock, Barbara, Pike, Number One, Susan, Ian, Colt, Tyler
Rating: G
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c. 1964
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of Paramount Pictures and the BBC. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: The TARDIS's first landing on the starship Enterprise, just in time for a portentous first contact.
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( Science officer's log, stardate minus 1696.1: I am preparing to beam down to the Klingons' planet and initiate training them in the lost principles, and use, of their starship. Assisting me will be Engineer Scott and the visiting time-traveler who calls himself the Doctor. )

Title: Prime Contact 2/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: The Doctor, Spock, Barbara, Pike, Number One, Susan, Ian, Colt, Tyler
Rating: G
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c. 1964
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of Paramount Pictures and the BBC. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: The TARDIS's first landing on the starship Enterprise, just in time for a portentous first contact.
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( Enterprise log, supplemental, first officer recording: During Captain Pike's first contact mission on the planet of the Klingons, an object impenetrable to our sensors has teleported onto the ship. Mr. Scott informs me that it has yielded passengers whom Mr. Spock is escorting to the bridge. )

Title: Prime Contact 1/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: The Doctor, Spock, Barbara, Pike, Number One, Susan, Ian, Colt, Tyler
Rating: G
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c. 1964
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of Paramount Pictures and the BBC. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: The TARDIS's first landing on the starship Enterprise, just in time for a portentous first contact.
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( ''Well, I'm glad we could help those people,'' said the Doctor. )

Decades before I started asking myself questions like, What if King Arthur were a starship captain, or a MASH surgeon?, I asked, What if James T. Kirk never existed but Hawkeye Pierce was born 300 years late? The title of a T*R*E*K piece is a line from the original scene which doesn't appear in the T*R*E*K version. (Here's an overview of the T*R*E*K chronology.)

Setting/spoilers: This is a scene from The Tholian Web.

( ''I believe you have that quality'' with commentary )

Title: The Five of Two "3"/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: the Doctor, Jamie, Victoria
Rating: G
Setting (spoilers through): Season 1968
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Even the Doctor can't save this planet.
This is a reprint of a "satire episode" (those are described here). These date from around the end of last century as some topical references in this one will show. I may have wanted to reprint this one because I've just read two Douglas Adams books in a row.
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( ''How can there be 'universal dissatisfaction' with something called 'popular'?'' asked Victoria. )

Title: Denoument 1/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Kirk, Spock
Rating: G
Setting (spoilers through): post-ST09, allusions to The Menagerie, sequel to my Spoiler
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of Paramount Pictures. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: For the timestamp meme, billfl asked for, "Spoiler, about a month later."

( ''Charges, charges, blah blah, mitigating circumstances, ...'' )

Title: Force of Habit 1/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Rose/DoctorBlue, Jackie
Setting/spoilers: Journey's End
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Betareaders: persiflage_1 purpleranger billfl
Summary: He knows she must persuade herself.
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( ''Dimension cannon,'' said the Doctor. )

Title: Sela 4/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Picard, the Doctor, Yar, Sela, Guinan
Rating: PG-14 for violence
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c.1991
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Studios. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Both Sela and Guinan told Picard that Sela's existence is Picard's responsibility, without explaining to my satisfaction why. And if I'm not satisfied, Picard won't've been. But how to investigate?
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( ''I intend to plead Sela's defense and clear her of treason,'' said Picard. )

Title: Plan C 1/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Spock, McCoy, Daleks
Rating: G
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c. 1990
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Pictures. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: For the timestamp meme, omorka asked for, "Small Soldiers, Stardate 43660 or thereabouts (about 2/3 of the way through ST:TNG season 3)." Stardate 43660 is about half a year after Small Soldiers' sequel Conspiracy of the Daleks.

( ''Say,'' said McCoy, ''dja see Jean-Luc's report where he boarded the TARDIS and hared off to the Dalek homeworld?'' )

Title: Dinner And A Show 1/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Martha/Doctor, sort of
Setting/spoilers: Blink
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Pictures. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Betareaders: persiflage_1 (honorable mention for ringing up her parents for the sake of a minor detail), ladyrutile
Summary: Sometimes you just have to bring it out and deal with it.
To any other writer this short bit would be just the introductory scene to a PWP, but I don't post those publicly. ( more author notes ) This story is also for taking a shot at explaining why the banter between the Doctor and Martha in Blink (and, to a lesser degree, in Utopia) approaches normal Doctor-companion banter more than any other dialog they have together.
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( When they sat down to their third dinner in their flat in 1969, the Doctor actually brought his stone knives and bearskins to the table with him. )

Title: Sela 3/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Picard, the Doctor, Yar, Sela, Guinan
Rating: PG-14 for violence
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c.1991
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Studios. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Both Sela and Guinan told Picard that Sela's existence is Picard's responsibility, without explaining to my satisfaction why. And if I'm not satisfied, Picard won't've been. But how to investigate?
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( Personal log, objective-displaced stardate 36939.1: Trying if at all possible to avoid a predestination paradox at Narendra III while yet preserving Commander Sela's history, I witnessed several brutal prisoner executions. Unfortunately, Tasha Yar would apparently require some persuasion before she would cooperate in that history - for she seemed determined to be the next prisoner executed. )

Title: Sela 2/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Picard, the Doctor, Yar, Sela, Guinan
Rating: PG-14 for violence
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c.1991
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Studios. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Both Sela and Guinan told Picard that Sela's existence is Picard's responsibility, without explaining to my satisfaction why. And if I'm not satisfied, Picard won't've been. But how to investigate?
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( Personal log, displaced-objective stardate 36939.0: The Doctor and I have traveled in the TARDIS back in time, to Narendra III during the last battle of the Enterprise-C, investigating the Romulan commander Sela's contentions that she is Tasha Yar's daughter and that her existence is my responsibility. )

Title: Sela 1/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Picard, the Doctor, Yar, Sela, Guinan
Rating: PG-14 for violence
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c.1991
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Studios. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Both Sela and Guinan told Picard that Sela's existence is Picard's responsibility, without explaining to my satisfaction why. And if I'm not satisfied, Picard won't've been. But how to investigate?
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( It was a day after the abortion of the invasion of Vulcan before Commander Sela thought to review her automatic security tapes. )

Title: Historical Revision 4/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Kirk, the Doctor, Spock, McCoy, Kor, Koloth
Rating: PG
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c.1987
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Studios. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Why it is that the Organians were never seen again after Errand of Mercy?
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( ''But then,'' McCoy said to the Doctor, ''the Gallifrey of your past, then you must know what happens next!'' )

Title: Historical Revision 3/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Kirk, the Doctor, Spock, McCoy, Kor, Koloth
Rating: PG
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c.1987
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Studios. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Why it is that the Organians were never seen again after Errand of Mercy?
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( ''I mustn't interefere,'' said the Doctor. )

Title: Historical Revision 2/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Kirk, the Doctor, Spock, McCoy, Kor, Koloth
Rating: PG
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c.1987
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Studios. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Why it is that the Organians were never seen again after Errand of Mercy?
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( Admiral Kor of the Klingon space service eyed the course setting on the bridge flag console of his D7 battle cruiser. )

August 17, 1997 was the day I first posted a chapter of fanfiction to Usenet with the intent of posting chapters weekly on an indefinite basis. I continued until early 2001, at that point having been posting chapters in serial comic strip form instead of prose for over a year, when the comic strips returned to the standalone gag format of my daily cartoons since before the internet but still in the same fanfiction universe. Though I'd posted a multi-part Doctor Who/X-Files crossover the previous May, I always count August 17 as the founding date of the crossover multiverse those stories and cartoons are set in, and in which some stories are still set.

Title: Historical Revision 1/4
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Kirk, the Doctor, Spock, McCoy, Kor, Koloth
Rating: PG
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c.1987
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Studios. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Why it is that the Organians were never seen again after Errand of Mercy?
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( Captain's Log, Stardate 8418.3: The Enterprise-A's shake-down cruise is almost over, and if any part of her remains to be shaken down from where it belongs I don't know what it is. )

Summary: Decades before I started asking myself questions like, What if King Arthur were a starship captain, or a MASH surgeon?, I asked, What if James T. Kirk never existed but Hawkeye Pierce was born 300 years late? The title of a T*R*E*K piece is a line from the original scene which doesn't appear in the T*R*E*K version. (Here's an overview of the T*R*E*K chronology.)

Setting/spoilers: This is a scene from The Wrath of Borelli. Crossposted to scarfman mash_fic trek_fanfiction trekfics

( ''I would not presume to debate you.'' )

Title: Posterity 3/3
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Buffy, the Doctor, Giles
Rating: PG
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c.1998, just after Innocence
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Mutant Enemy. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Buffy has a mysterious visitor just as the Doctor arrives in Sunnydale chasing the oldest vampire ever.
Having been composed in 1998, this story predates and ignores anything from more recently produced screen Doctor Who which might suggest that Time Lords have family lives approaching what might be considered normal by the target viewing audience, a subject left unaddressed and ambiguous by screen Doctor Who previous to said composition. Also predated and ignored is screen Buffy the Vampire Slayer addressing the issue of how old the oldest vampires are and what happens to them when they get that old.
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( ''The Sire of Slayers,'' Buffy whispered. )

Title: Disorderly 1/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Kirk, Doctor Nine
Rating: PG-13 for alcoholic inebriation and attempted violence
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises, immediately pre-revivals
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Pictures. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: How to avoid a barfight without really trying.
This is only the third new work expressly attached to the crossover universe I worked in 1996-2004 since I started posting new fanfiction on LJ in 2007, only the second Star Trek crossover, and my first crossover of the Doctor Who and Star Trek revivals. Not exactly inspired by, but conceived while I was reading, cole_chan's The Encounter.
Drunk comedy has become un-P.C. since M.A.D.D., but I grew up in the era of M*A*S*H and the last of the vaudevillans, so get off my lawn.
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( ''Stupid ape,'' came an imprecation from somewhere else on the ground. )